You-Googleized

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in Google:

"I think Jade needs mental help really badly..."

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google:

"The Chinese sellers have learned that most people don't know what real Jade looks like..."

3: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google:

"Jade hates compliments..."

4: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google:

"Jade goes with everything..."

5: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google:

"Jade loves you..."

6: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google:

"Jade eats bubbles..."

7: Type in "[your name] has" in Google:

"Jade has arrived..."

8: Type in "[your name] works" in Google:

"jadeworks.com"

9. Type in "[your name] lives" in Google:

"Jade lives here..."

10: Type in "[your name] died" in Google:

"Jade has died after she lost her battle with cancer..."

11: Type in "[your name] will" in Google:

"Jade will pwn you on Myspace..."