Passing time...

So, where's your man?

At his "Kral" family reunion near Mankato.

First name of the last person to text you?

Dan

Who was the last person you had a conversation with on the phone?

Brad

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?

Yes.

Has anyone said they love you in the last week?

Yes. A few people. :)

Have you faced any of your fears lately?

Ummm not that I can think of off hand.

Have you ever kissed under water?

Not that I can recall.

Do you have to plug your nose while swimming under water?

No, but I strongly dislike water up my nose.

Are you a heart breaker?

Yes... but only once.

Do you know anyone who committed suicide?

Yes... :'(

Is it ever too late to apologize?

It's never too late to apologize, however, you cannot expect to be forgiven if you wait too long.

Do your computer speakers work?

Yes.

Which friend are you most similiar to?

I really don't know anymore... perhaps Karen and Chantel.

Your ex calls wanting to hang out. What do you do?

Suggest meeting for coffee to talk.

Would you get back with your last ex if they asked you?

No way.

Have you kissed someone who's name starts with a M?

Maybe...I think so... can't quite recall tho :O

Would you kiss the last person who texted you, on the lips?

Yes, he IS my boyfriend :)

Camping with a ton of friends or hotel with a few friends?

Hotel! Keep it classy.

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with P, J, R, M, C or D?

Yes. All of the above (I think ^_^).

Your last ex died today, how would you feel?

Terribly sad. I would bawl my bloody eyes out.

Who can make you feel better in a difficult situation?

My sisters :)

Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?

A few people ;)

Do you think your ex will ever want to be with you again?

Maybe. But they are ex's for a reason.

What did your last text say?

"Ok"

Has anyone told you they don't ever wanna lose you?

Mmmhmmm. But actions speak louder than words.

What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet?

Lots of stuff! Scrapbooking stuff and miscellaneous junk.

How do you feel about girls smoking?

Smoking is disgusting no matter what sex you are.

Where would you rather live, England or Australia?

England. I would LOVE to live there again!

What's your relationship with the last person you texted?

I'm his girlfriend/sugar-mama ;)

When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

I am still super broken out...

Do you fall for people easily?

WAAAY too easily. And I never know when to throw in the towel...

What do you do when you have a bad day?

Sleep. Cry. Eat. All of the aforementioned.

If you are sitting on the porch and see an ant, do you squash it?

If it's crawling on me.

Do you want someone dead?

Not dead, but I would love for some people to move far, far away and NEVER stick their nose into my life again! :D

Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?

No. Cheating is a sign you need to either 1.) Get out of the relationship you're in. 2.) You're unhappy, and you need to make yourself happy before you can make someone else happy.

What would be the first thing you would do with 100,000 dollars?

Pay off all my bills! Credit Card bills, College Debt, Home Loan, Car Loan, Insurance for several years and then I'd pay off my parents debt and set them up so they can travel the rest of their lives.

Would you rather go to Africa or Paris for two weeks?

Paris! I wouldn't last in Africa.

If you clone yourself and kill your clone, is it considered suicide?

No. It's considered murder.

Do you know anyone named Holly?

Yes! One of my best friends is named Holly.

Are you going to get hurt by a girl/guy anytime soon?

Probably. That's usually how it goes.

What are your plans for tonight?

St. Cloud for Laurin's 21st birthday!!!

What color are your eyes?

Blue-Gray

Name something you dislike about the day you're having?

It's already more than half over. :(

Did you sleep alone last night?

Nope, with Dan.

Is there anything in your room that reminds you of past memories?

Not really, as I'm still living with Dan at his mom's place. LOL

What are you wearing?

My blue sundress.

Was it a boy or a girl to text you first today?

Boy. Dan. :)

Have you ever been awake for two days straight?

Yesss, I do NOT miss those days!

Ever really cried your heart out?

Yes, too many times.

What are you listening to right now?

Tinkerbell DVD

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?

This morning. LOL

Are you scared of spiders?

No. But I don't like them either.

Have you ever been under the influence of alcohol in Mexico?

Nope.

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a Z?

The people who write these quizzes must be fifteen year old sex-fiends. Who cares who I've kissed!?!?!?

Do you hate the last girl who texted you?

Nope, love her like a sister!

Do you think its cute when someone kisses your forehead?

SUPER CUTE!

Where are you?

Dan's-Mom's living room. Laying on the couch.

Are there things in your life that you'll never be able to get over?

Yep. I will have trust and self-esteem issues til the day I die.

Do you have siblings over the age of 21?

I have siblings over the age of 41! I'm the "ooops-baby"! ;)

Would you call yourself smart?

Definitely.

Do you honestly have any feelings at ALL for anyone?

Of course.

Are you easy to get along with?

Very.

Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?

Not really. I actually really wanted the day to myself. :)

Where were you one hour ago?

Facebooking.

Who will be your next kiss?

Dan

Are you wearing socks right now?

No. I strongly dislike socks.

What was the last thing you had to drink?

Canada Dry-Ginger Ale

Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

Yes. Two tank tops from Target. $2.50 EACH!!!

Is there something that's happened today that you don't want to ever go through again?

Yes. Custody stuff with my boyfriends nephew and stuff. Such a mess.

Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?

Yes. Dan. <3

Think back to 2010, what was your most memorable day?

Graduating from college.

Do you smoke weed everyday?

Never have. Never will.

Do you always answer your phone?

Ha, no. I screen my calls.

Where was the last place you went out to eat with a friend?

McDonald's with Rachel.

Do you have a favorite number?

Thirteen.

Who was the last person you told you loved them?

Dan

Who is the last person you got a text from?

Dan

Single?

Nope.

Do you like anyone?

Love <3

What are you wearing on your wrists?

Nothing

Can you go a month without internet?

Nope. Not even a day!

Let me guess you're last phone call was from a girl?

Nope, Dan.

Ever rejected someone?

Yes.

Ever been rejected?

Plenty of times.

You're happy, right?

I think so.

Favorite game when you were little?

Playing Barbies :D

What do you hear?

Tinkerbell DVD

What book are you reading?

An Anne Rice book about Witches

Are books a girls best friend?

Next to her momma!

Who can you tell anything to?

Rachel, Chantel, my mom.

What color is your mailbox?

Brown?

You've gone shopping in the last week, right?

Yesss! House supply shopping! :)

Is your middle name nice?

LOVE IT!

Is your name unique?

VERY! Jade Lace! <3 <3 <3

Are you too shy to kiss the person you like?

Nope.

When was the last time you talked to your best-friend?

Thursday.

Do you always answer your texts?

Not always, but usually.

The TRUE meaning of stress...

A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience; with a raised glass of water, and everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'...... She fooled them all... "How heavy is this glass of water?", she inquired with a smile.

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. To 20 oz.

She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "and that's the way it is with stress. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on."

"As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden - holding stress longer and better each time practiced. So, as early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don't carry them through the evening and into the night... Pick them up tomorrow.

Whatever burdens you're carrying now, let them down for a moment. Relax, pick them up later after you've rested. Life is short. Enjoy it and the now 'supposed' stress that you've conquered!"

1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!

2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker...

5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

8 * Never buy a car you can't push.

9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.

13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

15 * You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

19 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.

20 * And remember to breathe. Just breathe.

Life Instructions...

1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system.
5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
6. Keep secrets.
7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
8. Always accept an outstretched hand.
9. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
10. Whistle.
11. Avoid sarcastic remarks.
12. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.
13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
14. Lend only those books you never care to see again.
15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.
16. When playing games with children, let them win.
17. Give people a second chance, but not a third.
18. Be romantic.
19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
21. Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for our convenience, not the caller's.
22. Be a good loser.
23. Be a good winner.
24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.
26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
27. Keep it simple.
28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
29. Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, "No Regrets".
31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the one's you did.
32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
34. Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.
35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes.
36. Begin each day with some of your favorite music.
37. Once in a while, take the scenic route.
38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific.'
39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
43. Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
44. Become someone's hero.
45. Marry only for love.
46. Count your blessings.
47. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home.
48. Wave at the children on a school bus.
49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
50. Don't expect life to be fair.

Ten Beauty Facts that SCREAM Me! XD

1. Mary Kay-Velocity skin care set has changed my life (or at the very least, my complexion! ^_^)!
2. ALWAYS wash your makeup off before you go to bed!
3. When in doubt: dark boot-cut jeans, heels and an empire-waist top will make you look like a million bucks!
4. My "everyday" makeup arsenal consists of: Mary Kay-mineral foundation, MK-blush, MK-eyeliner, MK-mascara & pink lemonade flavored lip balm. Professional & polished in fifteen minutes or less!
5. Always have your toenails polished! No exceptions!
6. File your fingernails to match the shape of your cuticle bed for a clean, natural looking nail. DON'T BITE THEM!
7. Simple Diamond, Pearl or Cubic Zirconia stud earrings are always classy.
8. A perfectly tailored little-black-dress works for almost any formal event and will never go out of style!
9. When showing skin, only bare ONE area at a time! (IE: Cleavage OR legs, NOT BOTH! Keep it classy ladies!)
10. Best, affordable beauty multi-tasker: Vaseline! Heals cracked/dry hands or cuticles, moisturizes lips, can be used as an eyeshadow primer, or alone for a dewy look!