Saturday, August 13, 2011

Don't Tell Me Lies...

Don't tell me lies, where's the person you like?

Working hard! Gotta bring home the bread, so I can bring home the butter! ;)

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?

Yep!


Do you have to plug your nose while swimming under water?

No, but I dislike getting water up my nose.


Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you, what do you do?

Like a romantic kiss? I would lay the other woman out flat on the floor, then he'd be next!


Is your hair currently wet?

Nope.


If you were being chased by an alligator, what would you do?

Umm, run!


Has anyone told you they don't ever wanna lose you?

Several people, a better question would be, 'Who (of them) kept their word?'.


Last person to text you? About what?

Liz - gossip ;)


Relationship with that person?

Former co-workers.


Have you ever kissed someone who was drunk?

Haha, yes.


Why are you filling this out?

Wasting time :P


Where was the last place you went swimming?

I have no idea. I can't even recall the last time I went swimming! I think it was December of 2009 at a hotel in Park Rapids.


Would you rather be called "baby" or "honey"?

Babe works for me.


Plans for tomorrow?

Church and lunch with my brother, sister-in-law, nephew, niece/goddaughter, and my boyfriend, then over to Gibbon to look at the house I want again! SO EXCITED!!!


In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?

HOODIES! DEFINITELY!!!


Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?

Usually on a daily basis. LOL!


What are your plans for the weekend?

My plans for next weekend, are to go to Wisconsin with my long-lost-bestie, Elise Damakowski!


Kissed anyone with the name starting with a J?

A fair few!


Who were you last in a car with?

Dan, we went grocery shopping this afternoon. :)


Do you eat raw cookie dough?

Not usually, unless it's in ice cream.


What is on your bed right now?

Sheets, pillows and a quilt! Sooo inviting!


What was the last thing you laughed at?

Bradley Junior and Ida being silly!


What have you ate today?

Chicken, potatoes, corn-on-the-cob, lasagna, wontons and chocolate. Super healthy, I know!


What was the last thing you purchased?

Groceries with Dan! :)


What are you doing tonight?

SLEEPING! YEAH!


Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?

Sometimes, I'm friends with one of mine.


Do you think you'll be hurt soon?

I really hope not. Things are going pretty good right now! :D


Are your eyes the same color as your moms or dads?

Both! We all have gray/blue eyes.


Look to your left, what is there?

Jackson, Dan's dog.


If you could have one thing what would it be?

My house in Gibbon, bought and paid for!


Heard any shocking news recently?

Yep. Thank you New Ulm Journal!


Which do you dislike most: pop-up ads or spam email?

Pop-Up ads!


What do you think Captain Hook's name was before he had a hook for a hand?

Captain Hand :P


Rock, paper, or scissors?

Rock.


What do you think about long distant relationships?

They are very hard.


Does anyone like you?

Lots of people! :P


How many times have you been pulled over by the police?

Five times. Only one ticket though!


What's going on between you and the last person you kissed?

We're in a relationship :)


Pancakes or French Toast?

My special cinnamon/vanilla french toast!


Do you like coffee?

Yes! With cream and sugar though please!


What month is your birthday in?

February.


Have you talked about marriage with another person?

A few people. LOL!


Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?

Many of them! :D


Would you ever let a girl/boy put you through hell and back?

Been there, done that. Not going down that road ever again though!


What are you excited for?

Purchasing my first home, and fall weather!


What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?

"Uhhh still tired."


Do you think parents should stay together for the kids?

Nope. It only further hurts the kids.


Is there someone you used to talk to every single day that you don't talk to at all now?

Yes, sadly. :(


Have you ever trusted someone too much?

Yes, I trust much too easily.


You find out that your ex is having someone you don't like's baby, you say?

Nothing. They're an ex for a reason.


Do you sing in the car?

All the time!


Were you single on new years?

Nope, but I was home alone. Too bad boyfriend works nights! :(


When you see movies at home do you like the lights on or off?

Doesn't matter.


What was the last reason you cried?

Sad story.


Who was the first person you talked to this morning?

Dan :)


While playing video games, do you prefer being first or second player?

Doesn't matter.


Generally, do you call people, or wait for them to call you?

I prefer to text. But will call if necessary.


Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your own bed?

The couch at Dan's.


Do you announce when you have to pee sometimes?

LOL! Yes, I am too good at over-disclosing information!


Say something to all of your exes?

You've already had the best days of your life! ;)


Will you be sleeping in tomorrow?

Yes! Probably til 9AM!


Are you one of those people that drinks soda out of a can with a straw?

Nope.


Last place you went to that took more than 15 minutes and when?

Today, grocery shopping at HyVee!


Have you ever woke up next to someone and you were creeped out?

Yep.


Does anyone disgust you?

MmmHmm.


Do you still talk to the person who hurt you the most?

Not really. Once in a blue moon.


Could you go a whole year without cursing?

Not a snowballs chance in hell.


Have you cuddled with someone you weren't dating?

YES! What else are nieces and nephews for!?!?! :P


Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?

Yep, Dan's family.


Do you understand football?

Nope. Not at all.


Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Possibly.


How many people do you trust fully?

A handful, my parents, brother and sisters.


Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed?

Most nights! :)


Have you ever kissed anyone whose name starts with: ABCDE?

Yes, a few! ;)


Where were you at noon yesterday?

At my desk at work.


Do you think things will change in the next few months?

I have a good feeling about the next few months! :D


Is your hair naturally straight?

Nope, curly.


What did you do last weekend?

Went to Rib Fest with two of my sisters; went to the Sibley County fair with another sister and three of my nieces; got a feather extension; spent the rest of the weekend relaxing at home!


Explain your relationship status?

In a relationship, with Daniel Kral.


Are you nice to everyone?

I try to be. :)


Ever been cheated on?

Yep.


Are there any bruises on your body?

Not that I know of.

GIRL RULES!

1. Always be honest with your girlfriends.

2. Accept criticism. Don't get mad or offended, especially if more then one girlfriend brings something to your attention.

3. Sisters before misters!

4. Remember, if your friends didn’t love you, they wouldn't do/say the things they do to show they care!

5. Boys are stupid!

6. Never believe "I love you" if it comes before sex.

7 . Shopping will ALWAYS makes you feel better!

8. If he doesn't spend time with you, don't waste your time waiting around on him!!!

9. Never go to the ladies room alone or let your girlfriends go to the ladies room alone!

10. Always remember you are pretty as a picture & sweeter than a Swisher!

11. What doesn’t kill you, only makes you stronger .

12. Don't say you're going to do it, if you're not going to follow-thru.

13. Dance like no one is watching!

14. Remember life is not measured in the breaths we take, but the moments that take your breath away!

15. Live. Laugh. Love.

DON'T QUIT!

DON’T QUIT

WHEN THINGS GO WRONG, AS THEY SOMETIMES WILL

WHEN THE ROAD YOU’RE TRUDGING SEEMS ALL UPHILL,

WHEN THE FUNDS ARE LOW AND THE DEBTS ARE HIGH

AND YOU WANT TO SMILE BUT YOU HAVE TO SIGH,

WHEN CARE IS PRESSING YOU DOWN A BIT,

REST IF YOU MUST, BUT DON’T YOU QUIT.

LIFE IS QUEER WITH ITS TWISTS AND TURNS,

AS EVERYONE OF US SOMETIMES LEARNS,

AND MANY A FAILURE TURNS ABOUT,

WHEN HE MIGHT HAVE WON HAD HE STUCK IT OUT.

DON’T GIVE UP THOUGH THE PACE SEEMS SLOW,

YOU MAY SUCCEED WITH ANOTHER BLOW.

SUCCESS IS FAILURE TURNED INSIDE OUT,

THE SILVER TINT OF THE CLOUDS OF DOUBT,

AND YOU NEVER CAN TELL HOW CLOSE YOU ARE,

IT MAY BE NEAR WHEN IT SEEMS SO FAR;

SO STICK TO THE FIGHT WHEN YOU’RE HARDEST HIT

IT’S WHEN THINGS SEEM WORSE THAT YOU MUST NOT QUIT.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Jade-ology

FOOD-OLOGY

What is your vegetable of choice? Corn

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Olive Garden

What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of? Italian or Chinese food.

What are your pizza toppings of choice? cheese, cheese and more cheese. Sometimes chicken though too.

What do you like to put on your toast? REAL BUTTER!

TECHNOLOGY How many televisions are in your house? Five, but pretty sure only three work.

What color cell phone do you have? Silver, with a purple/silver back & a green squishy case. :)

What does the first text message in your inbox say and who sent it? "Aww shucks"-Rachel W.

Who was the last person to call you? Daniel Kral

BIOLOGY Are you right-handed or left-handed? right

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? I've had a couple teeth pulled, as well as had some scar tissue removed from my hand.

What is the last heavy item you lifted? My purse.

BULLCRAPOLOGY If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No. It would make me even more OCD than I already am.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I wouldn't want to change my name, I like being Jade Lace Blekestad, but if I HAD to I would choose something equally unique, such as "Eva Fern" or "Melody Song". If I had to stick with the J.L. initials, I would pick Jezebellae Love. ;)

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Do I have to keep the hot sauce down? Is there a time limit? Can I have something to drink with it? YES! I need money! I would sure as hell try!

DUMBOLOGY

How many pairs of flip flops do you own? Only like two or three, I keep breaking them!

Last time you had a run-in with the cops? I believe it was like April or May? I got pulled over for crossing the center line on Broadway in New Ulm after dropping friends off at home after a wedding dance. I was not drinking and driving... I was eating a McChicken and driving... :S LOL!

Last person you talked to in person: My future mother-in-law, Jody Kral.

Favorite Month? February! Valentines Day, my birthday, winter!

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone? Yes... I swear sometimes I like to be melancholy... :(

Mood? Bored. Apathetic. Lazy.

What are you listening to? The movie "Jarhead" playing on TV.

Watching? The movie "Jarhead" on TV.

Worrying about? Not doing enough to help Jody around the house. :S

RANDOMOLOGY

What’s the last movie you watched? "Jarhead"

Do you smile often? On the regular! ;)

Do you always answer your phone? Texts-yes;

It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? Daniel Kral, probably calling me on his way home from work.

If you could change your eye color what would it be? I would make my eyes be a brighter/darker shade of green!

What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? I've never been to a Sonic, but if I had, I would probably add cherry.

Do you own a digital camera? Yes! A pink Canon.

Have you ever had a pet fish? Yes! Beta Fish!

Favorite Christmas song? "Oh, Holy Night"

What’s on your wish list for your birthday? To have completed my list of "23 Before 24".

Can you do push ups? Girl ones!

Can you do chin ups? Nope. My upper body strength is seriously lacking.

Does the future make you more nervous or excited? Both.

Do you have any saved texts? Yes, a couple good "FWDs" and a couple from Daniel. :)

Ever been in a car wreck? Nope.

Do you have an accent? A midwest accent!

What is the last song to make you cry? "Kiss Goodbye"-Lady Antebellum

Plans tonight? Stay in, relax, sleep.

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? Yes. Not a good feeling.

Name 3 things you bought yesterday? I took my sister and three nieces to the fair! I bought feather hair extensions, nachos and a turkey supreme!

Have you ever been given roses? Yes, a few times.

Current hate right now? My lack of willpower/motivation.

What song represents you? Hmmm not sure...

What were you doing 12 AM last night? Facebooking.

What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? "Uhhhhhh still tired."

You-Googleized

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in Google:

"I think Jade needs mental help really badly..."

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google:

"The Chinese sellers have learned that most people don't know what real Jade looks like..."

3: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google:

"Jade hates compliments..."

4: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google:

"Jade goes with everything..."

5: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google:

"Jade loves you..."

6: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google:

"Jade eats bubbles..."

7: Type in "[your name] has" in Google:

"Jade has arrived..."

8: Type in "[your name] works" in Google:

"jadeworks.com"

9. Type in "[your name] lives" in Google:

"Jade lives here..."

10: Type in "[your name] died" in Google:

"Jade has died after she lost her battle with cancer..."

11: Type in "[your name] will" in Google:

"Jade will pwn you on Myspace..."